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Reblogged from flopper289  20,721 notes

bearnicorn:

bearnicorn:

i present the formula for creating excellent/strange insults:

adjective + curse word + noun


  • no one asked for your opinion, you abominable shit goblin
  • i fail to understand how you’ve become such a reprehensible fuck waffle
  • get out of my way, you sorry excuse for an intolerable ass pastry
  • i cannot believe that such an illiterate twat truck could ever be remotely polite
  • maybe if you weren’t such a troublesome goddamn elbow, we could get some things done around here

i see no one has reblogged my post. is it because you undeserving fuck llamas are afraid of the truth

Reblogged from aspiritualwarrior  249 notes

aspiritualwarrior:

“No matter what people call you, you are just who you are. Keep to this truth. You must ask yourself how is it you want to live your life. We live and we die, this is the truth that we can only face alone. No one can help us. So consider carefully, what prevents you from living the way you want to live your life?”

— Shams Tabrizi